This IS…The Simple Life

After lunch and many threats that if he didn't finish lunch at a certain time he would not get a treat:

Trent: (with big smile) "I want a treat!"

Mom: (very patiently) "No you don't get a treat, cause it took you over an hour to eat your lunch."

Trent: (questioning innocently) "I don't get a treat?"

Mom: (with compassion) "No."

Trent: (knowing he is guilty) "Uh oh…That's not good."

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I love my life.